Back in April, Vanity Fair’s Rachel Dodes posited something that those of us in the capital-A Art World have known for a long time: Art Boys are so, so in right now, you guys.
For those of you not in the know (where have you been?), an Art Boy, according to the definitely very official Urban Dictionary, is “a male that’s into aesthetics and art. Often an Art Boy is hot.”
Hot, hot, hot. Very hot. And a new demographic of women—specifically beautiful, wealthy, famous actresses—are becoming wise to the benefits of romantically linking themselves to these unicorns. Jennifer Lawrence dating Gladstone director Cooke Maroney is the one that caused Vanity Fair to take notice, but don’t forget Helena Bonham Carter dating art critic Rye Dag Holmboe or Amber Heard’s fling with dealer Vito Schnabel.
Reality show producers, never ones to miss a trend, are now trying to cash in. Earlier this week, a Facebook post popped up on the Los Angeles Art Opportunities group page and swiftly made its way through the art-world chatter.
“NBC Universal is searching for single Bachelors Artist,” the (clearly not proof-read) post says, going on to list a few more qualifications: You must be been the ages of 35 and 45 (seems a bit on the older end, no?); you must be taller than 5’7″; you must live in Los Angeles and be part of the “arts community”; and you must be “non-union” (as in, not in the actor’s union, we assume).
Do you meet these qualifications? Just get a “full body pic of yourself” ready (please, no nudes) and send along a note about “what you’re looking for in a woman.” (Money. You’re looking for money.)
Representatives at NBC declined to provide further details, but it’s not hard to imagine a show that would compete with ABC’s juggernaut success, The Bachelor. Those guys are red-blooded beefcakes raised on a steady diet of family values and whole milk. The sensitive Art Boy, on the other hand, drinks kombucha. Who doesn’t want to watch a show about him?
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